Shit Dogs (Zeisler)
Jeff Zeisler
2026 assets
- Carson Becktop at the auction
- Kaytron Allentop at the auction
- Saquon Barkleytop at the auction
None — both traded away.
Roster
22 active ($520) · 6 contracted ($133)
| # | POS | Player | $ | Contract |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | QB | Sam Darnold | $61 | 2027 |
| 2 | QB | Tyler Shough | $28 | 2028 |
| 3 | QB | Tua Tagovailoa | $23 | - |
| 4 | QB | Carson Beck | $14 | - |
| 5 | QB | Drew Lock | $1 | - |
| 6 | RB | Christian McCaffrey | $103 | - |
| 7 | RB | Chuba Hubbard | $54 | - |
| 8 | RB | James Conner | $13 | - |
| 9 | RB | Kaytron Allen | $11 | - |
| 10 | RB | Jordan James | $7 | - |
| 11 | WR | Chris Olave | $64 | - |
| 12 | WR | Alec Pierce | $37 | - |
| 13 | WR | Tetairoa McMillan | $30 | 2027 |
| 14 | WR | De'Zhaun Stribling | $14 | - |
| 15 | WR | Isaac TeSlaa | $9 | 2028 |
| 16 | WR | Calvin Ridley | $4 | - |
| 17 | WR | Jaylin Lane | $4 | 2028 |
| 18 | TE | Dallas Goedert | $17 | - |
| 19 | TE | Kenyon Sadiq | $16 | - |
| 20 | TE | Greg Dulcich | $6 | - |
| 21 | TE | Noah Fant | $1 | 2027 |
| 22 | K | Will Reichard | $3 | - |
IR injured reservePS practice squad* 2 consecutive contracts
Ledger
- Greg Dulcich (TE)
Shit Dogs win Greg Dulcich at auction for $6
- Drew Lock (QB)
Shit Dogs win Drew Lock at auction for $1
- Calvin Ridley (WR)
Shit Dogs win Calvin Ridley at auction for $4
- Kaytron Allen (RB)
Shit Dogs win Kaytron Allen at auction for $11
- Will Reichard (K)
Shit Dogs win Will Reichard at auction for $3
- Jordan James (RB)
Shit Dogs win Jordan James at auction for $7
- James Conner (RB)
Shit Dogs win James Conner at auction for $13
- Dallas Goedert (TE)
Shit Dogs win Dallas Goedert at auction for $17
- Carson Beck (QB)
Shit Dogs win Carson Beck at auction for $14 Corrected from Andrew Beck — wrong Beck recorded at the table
- Tua Tagovailoa (QB)
Shit Dogs win Tua Tagovailoa at auction for $23
- Alec Pierce (WR)
Shit Dogs win Alec Pierce at auction for $37
- Chris Olave (WR)
Shit Dogs win Chris Olave at auction for $64
- Chuba Hubbard (RB)
Shit Dogs win Chuba Hubbard at auction for $54
- Christian McCaffrey (RB)
Shit Dogs win Christian McCaffrey at auction for $103
- 1 topper/holdover
- topper on Saquon Barkley (RB)
2026 auction declaration — Shit Dogs tops Saquon Barkley
- Roschon Johnson (RB)
- Khalil Shakir (WR)
- Tyreek Hill (WR)
- Saquon Barkley (RB)
- David Montgomery (RB)
- Trey Sermon (RB)
- Josh Johnson (QB)
- Jacob Cowing (WR)
- Joe Flacco (QB)
- Zach Ertz (TE)
- Cameron Dicker (K)
- Wan'Dale Robinson (WR)
- Tyler Loop (K)
2026 pre-auction clear — Shit Dogs
- Saquon Barkley (RB)
- Zach Charbonnet (RB)
- $2 of 2026 cap
- 2026 2nd round pick (2.32)
- topper on Kaytron Allen (RB)
Shit Dogs take a topper on Kaytron Allen with pick 2.16
- 2026 2nd round pick (2.21)
- topper on Carson Beck (QB)
Shit Dogs take a topper on Carson Beck with pick 2.05
- 2026 1st round pick (1.14)
- De'Zhaun Stribling (WR)
Shit Dogs hold De'Zhaun Stribling over for $14 with pick 1.14
- $15 of 2026 cap
- 1 unconditional cut
- 2026 1st round pick (1.08)
- Kenyon Sadiq (TE)
Shit Dogs hold Kenyon Sadiq over for $16 with pick 1.08
- 2026 1st round pick (1.08)
- 2026 1st round pick (1.14)
- 2026 2nd round pick (2.21)
- 2026 2nd round pick (2.32)
2026 rookie picks, from the commissioner's official order
- $525 of 2026 cap
- 2 2026 PS spots
- 1 conditional cut
- 1 unconditional cut
- 1 topper/holdover
2026 opening balance — base allocation plus trades carried over from the previous system
- 2026 1st round pick
- Saquon Barkley (RB)
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