Shit Dogs (Zeisler)
Jeff Zeisler
2026 assets
- Carson Becktop at the auction
- Kaytron Allentop at the auction
- Saquon Barkleytop at the auction
None — both traded away.
Roster
20 active (+2 PS, 1 IR) ($518) · 9 contracted ($177)
| # | POS | Player | $ | Contract |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | QB | Sam Darnold | $61 | 2027 |
| 2 | QB | Tyler Shough | $28 | 2028 |
| 3 | QB | Tua Tagovailoa | $23 | - |
| PS | QB | Carson Beck | $14 | 2029 |
| 4 | QB | Carson Wentz | $5 | - |
| 5 | QB | Drew Lock | $1 | - |
| 6 | RB | Christian McCaffrey | $103 | - |
| 7 | RB | Chuba Hubbard | $54 | - |
| IR | RB | James Conner | $13 | - |
| 8 | RB | Kaytron Allen | $11 | - |
| 9 | RB | CJ Donaldson | $0 | - |
| 10 | WR | Chris Olave | $64 | - |
| 11 | WR | Alec Pierce | $37 | - |
| 12 | WR | Tetairoa McMillan | $30 | 2027 |
| PS | WR | De'Zhaun Stribling | $14 | 2029 |
| 13 | WR | Isaac TeSlaa | $9 | 2028 |
| 14 | WR | Calvin Ridley | $4 | - |
| 15 | WR | Jaylin Lane | $4 | 2028 |
| 16 | TE | Dallas Goedert | $17 | - |
| 17 | TE | Kenyon Sadiq | $16 | 2028 |
| 18 | TE | Greg Dulcich | $6 | - |
| 19 | TE | Noah Fant | $1 | 2027 |
| 20 | K | Will Reichard | $3 | - |
IR injured reservePS practice squad* 2 consecutive contracts
Ledger
- $7 of 2026 cap
- Jordan James (RB)
2026 free agency — Shit Dogs dropped Jordan James (CBS, Oct 7, week 5)
- CJ Donaldson (RB)
2026 free agency — Shit Dogs picked up CJ Donaldson for $0 (CBS, Oct 7, week 5)
- Placed on injured reserve
- Carson Wentz (QB)
2026 free agency — Shit Dogs picked up Carson Wentz for $5 (CBS, Sep 16, week 2)
- Final roster submitted
- Signed through 2028
- 1 2026 PS spot
- Practice squad through 2029
- Signed through 2028
- 1 2026 PS spot
- Practice squad through 2029
- Signed through 2028
- Greg Dulcich (TE)
Shit Dogs win Greg Dulcich at auction for $6
- Drew Lock (QB)
Shit Dogs win Drew Lock at auction for $1
- Calvin Ridley (WR)
Shit Dogs win Calvin Ridley at auction for $4
- Kaytron Allen (RB)
Shit Dogs win Kaytron Allen at auction for $11
- Will Reichard (K)
Shit Dogs win Will Reichard at auction for $3
- Jordan James (RB)
Shit Dogs win Jordan James at auction for $7
- James Conner (RB)
Shit Dogs win James Conner at auction for $13
- Dallas Goedert (TE)
Shit Dogs win Dallas Goedert at auction for $17
- Carson Beck (QB)
Shit Dogs win Carson Beck at auction for $14 Corrected from Andrew Beck — wrong Beck recorded at the table
- Tua Tagovailoa (QB)
Shit Dogs win Tua Tagovailoa at auction for $23
- Alec Pierce (WR)
Shit Dogs win Alec Pierce at auction for $37
- Chris Olave (WR)
Shit Dogs win Chris Olave at auction for $64
- Chuba Hubbard (RB)
Shit Dogs win Chuba Hubbard at auction for $54
- Christian McCaffrey (RB)
Shit Dogs win Christian McCaffrey at auction for $103
- 1 topper/holdover
- topper on Saquon Barkley (RB)
2026 auction declaration — Shit Dogs tops Saquon Barkley
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